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"Beauty" Tips, Anyone?
Face Lifting By Exercise:
For Women and Men Over Twenty-One
By Senta Maria Runge
Allegro Publishing Co, 1972
"Turkey necks," "collapsing cheek muscles"
and "droopy upper lips" got you down? Can't afford surgery to
fix that mug? Then follow beauty authority Senta and her gloved
models as they delicately stretch their own faces back into elasticity.
You'll see filtered photos of plastic models contrasting with
the lined face of a potato-selling street vendor to illustrate
the difference. Just ask A.S. from La Jolla, CA who wrote in,
"…I am so thankful to have found your program with the gift you
have for humanity." Still not seeing a difference? Well guess
what-you're old and there's not too much you can do about that.
Except die.
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Forget that Senta Maria has good bone
structure and genes that give her perfect pores or that
this photo was taken when she was only twenty-one, even
you can be in the pink, so to speak, with face lifting exercises.
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"...The answer to every woman's
prayer...a natural method" Sure! And the answer is
in these special creams which are yours for only $19.99
plus shipping and taxes. But wait, that's not all! Order
now and we will throw in this fabulously ornate faux-roccoco
beauty mirror and chiffon curtains that haven't been in
style since your mother decorated in the sixties...!
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If this is what you look like now, just
imagine what our exercise regimen and creams will do for
you. If you don't believe our word, just check out the words
of our "confidential", but thoroughly satisfied
customers.
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Yes, I always hold my bottle of cream
"just so", when I apply this most amazing product.
I also draw little arrows on my face to remind me which
direction I have to spread the ointment. And I look radiant
afterwards.
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We couldn't get a doctor's testimonial,
but his wife's opinion must amount to something.
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Yes, you too will look this glamorous
as you lift your face.
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Such amazing results come from this
unique exercise regime.
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With testimonials like the ones above
and this picture, apparently face-lifting is good for the
bust as well. And here I always thought it was the foundation
garments.
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Oh, you look so young now...
for an octogenarian!
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